Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
don't lose your head
you shouldn’t keep blaming yourself for what happened in the past; just remember that it’s all a part of learning and growing up. we all mess up and we’ve all done certain things we aren’t proud of.. it was a long time ago, you can’t do anything about it anymore, and as long as you’re changing now, everything will be alright. just accept it and move on.
Things that matter are not easy. Feelings of happiness are easy. Happiness is...– David Levithan (via loveyourchaos)
Him: What are you doing?
Me: Cruising gaming forums
Me: Seeing if anybody wants to play legendary campaign with me on Halo
Him: Yeah, I feel my boobs getting bigger too.
i hate when people put music on their tumblr
this isn’t myspace