January 2012
December 2011
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
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don't lose your head
you shouldn’t keep blaming yourself for what happened in the past; just remember that it’s all a part of learning and growing up. we all mess up and we’ve all done certain things we aren’t proud of.. it was a long time ago, you can’t do anything about it anymore, and as long as you’re changing now, everything will be alright. just accept it and move on.
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“Things that matter are not easy. Feelings of happiness are easy. Happiness is...”
– David Levithan (via loveyourchaos)
Opposites attract.
Him: What are you doing?
Me: Cruising gaming forums
Me: Seeing if anybody wants to play legendary campaign with me on Halo
Me: You?
Him: Sewing.
Me: Hm..
Him: Yeah, I feel my boobs getting bigger too.
i hate when people put music on their tumblr
this isn’t myspace
