October 2011
don’t really care for birthdays… the only thing good about today is that i get to see jeremy. ;)
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overslept and missed school, bloody nose, arguments, & i’m getting sick. i have so much homework to do & i’m still here stuck at work.
but i guess i shouldn’t complain.
In a sentence, “(500) Days of Summer” is about a guy who invents a girlfriend in...
– 4 Pieces of Relationship Advice Movies Need to Stop Giving - Cracked.com
Besides it being horribly sexist, this is probably the main reason I didn’t like (500) Days of Summer.
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meluxa:mikaylagray:
Unnatural:
Gays
Natural:
Walking on water
Talking snakes
Dead coming back to life
Virgins giving birth
Fact
if i lost your respect, i'm just hoping you don't...
i don’t want to be a set back to anyone’s life..
UC Joke: HOW MANY UC STUDENTS DOES IT TAKE TO... →
dissonances:
UCLA: Two. 1 to change the bulb, and another to call their friends at USC and tell them how they changed it just as well and for much cheaper.
CAL: Three. 1 to change the bulb and two to debate about the metaphysical state of the bulb and how its invention has impacted human development. UCSD: Five. 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to start smoking weed until the room spins. UCI: Eleven. 1...