January 2010
December 2009
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Sour Diesel.
<3 But not more than the Alaskan Thunderfuck.
“I like dead end signs. I think they’re kind. At least they have the decency to...”
– Bugs Bunny. (via prettygirlsmg)
Give me pity. Give me amazement.
At Steve’s house right now. His friends from Vallejo are supposed to come here and we’re all supposed to go watch a movie and smoke, I guess.
But what Steve didn’t tell me was that his friends from Vallejo are stuck in traffic on the way over here and that he needs to change the brake fluid in his car. wtaafff.
So I’m here, bored. Been here for two hours now. :P
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"give me lust, baby. flash."
getting another tattoo:
“Give me envy. Give me malice. Give me attention”
on the right side of my rib cage. Yes, it’s gonna hurt. bad.
it’s from that Panic song based on that book, Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk.
doesn’t have much meaning to me, I just like it. I actually just got done reading that book. it’s great.
daaaaamn, I slept for pretty much the entire day yesterday.
and I was completely sober! :P
Filipino parents always gotta brag about their...
justineariana:
ryannxp:
Always gotta be 1-uppin everyone. My kid gets straight A’s My kid plays violin. My kid is going to Stanford. My kid can sing in 36 different octaves. Blah blah blah blah
SERIOUSLY, OR
My kids going to be a nurse. My kid works at Coach. My kid got into this school. Atleast my kind blah blah..
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omfg, so true.
551. 18 HOLES WEREN'T EVEN ENOUGH FOR TIGER WOODS.
(via gotwisdom)
You'll be free if you truly wish to be.
Awesome. I turn on the tv, Willy Wonka’s on and I catch it right where my favorite part is— when they’re in the room where everything is edible and he sings ‘Pure Imagination’. It’s a merry ludachristmas indeed.
See, you’ve got to appreciate the little things. Your days will turn better if you do.
but that’s just what I think.
The Powerpuff Girls are on!
at three o’clock at the morning though? :P I’m extremely tired, but I’m gonna continue to stay awake to watch it, since it’s rare that they play this on tv. I can’t even remember most of the characters’ names.. just Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, & Mojo Jojo.
Anyway, I actually thought that this Christmas was gonna suck, but it wasn’t that bad.. I spoke...
bah humbug.
I guess I’m going to be fkn Scrooge this year.
I really, really do not want to be around her. I’m ready to go home now. fuck Christmas, I’m over it.
oh gawd. SHE’S here. worst fucking Christmas ever.
gonna go kill myself, brb.
and if you want to view paradise, simply look...
Ugh. I don’t really want to spend Christmas with them this year.. it’s the same each time and it’s getting quite boring.. for me at least.
And if my other sister is coming over to Foster City too, then I really, really do not want to be there.
Ludachristmas is gonna be a drag this year, guys.
and now michael cera as an awkward teenage boy and...
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hahaha best thing I’ve read all day.
I’ve noticed that everywhere I go, there is at least one pregnant woman. what the fuck is this. everyone’s getting waaay into the Christmas spirit.
I feel sorry for their vaginas though. looselooselooselooseloose
wtaaafff. right when I start my diet, that’s when they decide to bring home all this candy and cookies?! D:
I hate these people.
oh wow. my tumblarity on my other blog is at a cool 1,005.
:P
just how close can I get Lord, to my surrender...
Holy shit. I'm going to be an auntie.
I’m going to spoil my sister’s baby and buy it whatever it wants, and when it gets older, I’m going to teach it all kinds of funny/bad things, and tell it to ask my sister where do babies come from and such…
oh man. I’m excited.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my Tumblr gave to...
skinnywhitekid:shirleystarship:dangjimmy:bruisedandscarredd:morganfreeman:painterpiperprisoner:deadlypotato:niknikniknikki:n-n-nicky: Twelve year-olds bitching Eleven dressed up babies Ten cats a-lawling Nine pics of gaga Eight awesome mixtapes Seven gifs a-dancing Six racist comments Five brand new memes Four links to formspring Three reblogs Two maintenance errors And a hipster stuck in some...
One of the reasons people cling to their hates so...
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