its so hard to have sex with girls...
matthewortizzzzzzz: theyre always so like… …NOO! hmm, well you could try boys.
How am I supposed to carry a phone conversation when I keep losing service? my phone company is such a box block. ugh.
F.I.N.A.L.S. = Fuck I Never Actually Learned this...
qomaspeakup: miloandcigarette: sugarspun: feargall:audioscience:malfoyismyking:(via eatyourcookies)
Without warning, you just start to get under my skin again, and it hurts like...
My funny valentine.. sweet, comic valentine.. you...
Out of all of the words in the english language, I’d say my favorite word has to be simply, ‘broken’. And I guess it’s because it’s something that we all are. Just one of the few things that everyone in this world has in common. We’re all broken.. damaged, imperfect, full of faults and flaws. EMOTALK. D: lol.
No matter what happens next, you shouldn't be...
‘cause today has been the most perfect day I’ve ever seen.
My love must be a kind of blind love, I can't see...
I think this is from the 60’s. The...
The cashier at Walgreens almost didn't let me buy...
WHAT IS THIS I DON’T EVEN
a little boy from my church, told the congregation that my screen saver on my iTouch is a guy in a pink panty. D:
I want rules and boundaries because what I've...
No one is afraid of heights, they are afraid of...
Did you know..
that it’s normal for you to gain 5-10 lbs. when you quit smoking? so fuck no, I’m not quitting. …at least not yet. I’ll quit when I start my spinning class. and besides, smoking burns calories. honest.
Alan just called me a used car with a new coat of...
What kind of laptop should I get?
joyoushandclaps: HP/Mac? All I need for it is to have good memory for photos/music/MS Office/Photoshop, webcam, good speakers/battery life and the screen has to be AT LEAST 14 inches. Which do you recommend and your reasons? Price range? I didn’t put it in the answer box because I’m typing a lot down. But I have a 13” Macbook Pro & it cost me around $1500. And you say...
When a guy tells me I’m cute, it’s not something desirable. Cute is more like...– Natalie Portman (via chocolate-cigarettes)
Am I the only one who didn't go Black Friday...
Simple. I did not go Black Friday shopping because I cannot stand the crowds. Oh yes, the sales are great, but I could care less. If I want something, I’ll buy that item regardless of it being at full, or discounted price. :P I don’t like being surrounded by a large number of people in one building.. think of all that body heat. AND THE TRAFFIC. Oh my goodness, I’d go crazy!...
The heart is deceitful above all things and beyond cure. Who can understand it?– Jeremiah 17:9
It tastes like you, but sweeter.
I’m getting baptized tomorrow morning. I really want to tell my parents, but I know they wouldn’t care. I’m the only Christian in my immediate family, the rest of them are all Catholics. It’d be nice to have them there, you know, for support I guess, but it’s fine. I’ve never really had a great relationship with my parents, or my brothers and sisters. Actually,...
I love this movie-- Closer.
Dan: I love you!
Alice: Show me! Where is this love? I can't see it, I can't touch it, I can't feel it. I can hear it. I can hear some words, but I can't do anything with your easy words. Whatever you say is too late.
Kevin, you’re such a disease!– Home Alone.
I put Drew’s number on Mystery Google multiple times telling them to ask him how’s _____ (this girl he used to like). And he received numerous texts & calls all day yesterday and still today asking about her… But I do feel bad, since I really didn’t think people would actually do it. Ohh well, I’ve been forgiven. He’s probably going to do the same to me...
ramblingromantic: My tumblarity dropped by like 30 points today. WHAT HAPPENED!? D= here’s +3 for you. :D
My beloved, oh my sweet. All the gifts you have...
Fuck. I am so desperate to watch Closer right now.. you know, the movie with Jude Law & Natalie Portman. I can’t find it online, so I’m really going to go to Hollywood Video or Target or something just to buy it. hdbfklahbREaodhfnlkabfd; EDIT: Never mind. I found it online. :DDDD
461. CHILDHOOD OBESITY = UP - PAEDOPHILIA = DOWN
..then I swallowed your words and spit them right...