I feel like getting my tattoo now.
I can’t wait anymore!
he loved to say goodbye and always counted out the...
Alaskan Thunderfuck brought out the true Asian in Chris yesterday— couldn’t drive for shit. He got this Lexus just two days ago, and last night, he scraped the rim on the curb. it was bad. it’s easily noticeable. it’s kinda mean, but I wanted to laugh so hard. Chris got thunderfucked. :O
On Halloween, Irish peasants would beg the rich...
Dear Prudence, won't you come out to play?
The sun is up, the sky is blue, it’s beautiful and so are you.
I smiled at you, and you smiled back. That's when...
Maaaan, wtaffff. Almost every Social Interview question about me on Facebook always ends up with an answer including drugs.
I’m only awake so early because I had the worst nightmare ever. I’m still tired, but I don’t want to go back to bed. =P I’m such a kid.
i hate it when people use a q instead of a g. it...
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! NOBODY
:O I think I’m gonna say this all week.
i'm kinda bored of tumblr....
perfecting-failure: …idk why.
ffffffffuuuuu- drove all the way to school to find that class was cancelled. it’s whatever
You know what commercial I hate right now
the fkn Trident Layer one
I just want the weekend to come already!
Alaskan Thunder Fuck.
I bought this today. :D this is some of the best shit on earth. can’t wait to smoke this shit tonight! idk, don’t know why I’m excited. never been excited to smoke.ever.
jasortiz: OmG He. IS RIGHT NEXT TO ME T______T cry it’s a good day for Jasmine Ortizhdjkshgsdsfjkhaklhv :D
cheskababy: i cant see shit from where im sitting :( then stop sitting in the back where all the cute boys are and move up to the front, holmessss! justkidding, that’s crazy talk. just ask a cute guy if you could copy his notes. this way, you get the notes and you get to talk to the boy. WIN.
you shall love your crooked neighbor with your...
Dude: Excuse me, would you like to donate blood today? Me: Yeah, sounds cool. But what if you do drugs? Dude: Oh… *walks away* I was being serious about that question too. How rude. lol.
Morgan Freeman's voice......
i'm bad at this whole thing... i don't ever like...
FAGGOTBOOK.COM TAKES YOU TO FACEBOOK.COM I AM...
fashionfever: likespancakes: laland: jauwtheliar: hellotogoodbye: OMG. OMG IT DOES, THIS MADE ME SMILE. ROFLMAO AHAHHAA
While at the store I noticed a man that was obviously mentally challenged. He...– that’s soooo sweet. :’D